Blu-ray: One to Avoid
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Release Date: June 28th, 2011
Movie Release Year: 2010
Release Country: United States
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Beastly

Review Date June 22nd, 2011 by
Overview - Seventeen-year-old Kyle (Alex Pettyfer) is the spoiled, shallow and incredibly popular prince of his high school kingdom. Kyle foolishly chooses Kendra (Mary-Kate Olsen), a witch masquerading as a high school student, as his latest target for humiliation. In order to teach Kyle a lesson, Kendra transforms him into someone as unattractive on the outside as he is on the inside. Now he has one year to find someone to love him, or he will remain Beastly forever. A quiet classmate he never noticed named Lindy (Vanessa Hudgens) may be his best chance to prove that love is never ugly.
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  • TECH SPECS & RELEASE DETAILS
    Technical Specs: BD-25 Blu-ray Disc
    Video Resolution/Codec: 1080p/AVC MPEG-4
    Length:86
    Release Country:United States
    Aspect Ratio(s):2.35:1
    English Descriptive Audio: English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
    Subtitles/Captions: English, English SDH
    Special Features: "Be Mine" Music Video by Kristina and the Dolls
    A Classic Tale Retold: The Story of Beastly
    Deleted Scenes and Alternate Ending
    Creating the Perfect Beast
    Movie Studio: Sony
    Release Date: June 28th, 2011

Story Review Storyline: Our Reviewer's Take

1 Stars out of 5

What do you get when you take the classic tale of 'Beauty and the Beast,' strip it of every meaningful aspect, rip away its romance and sincerity, and replace it with loathsome actors and a teeny-bopper-inspired tale? The answer: 'Beastly'.

'Beastly' is so obtuse that it's simply incredible to watch. In order to drill home the point that Kyle (Alex Pettyfer) is a human being to be hated, the script calls for him to explain how much he hates ugly people in his opening monologue for a student council position. Kyle gets up in front of his schoolmates and starts berating them for having "pizza face[s]." Yeah, he's a real peach. This is apparently the only way director/writer Daniel Barnz can let us in on the fact that Kyle is a giant douche. Imagine a movie that wanted to make sure you know that the villain is definitely evil so it showed him killing hordes of kittens while laughing maniacally. That's about the equivalent of the opening scene of 'Beastly'.

So now we've established that Kyle is a contemptible person. He hates ugly people and thinks that his looks are gifted to him from on high. His dad is rich. He lives in the lap of luxury. Kyle's untouchable, or so he thinks…

'Beastly' doesn't have a lot going for it, but it's casting of Mary-Kate Olsen as a gothified wicked witch is perhaps one of the best/most hilarious casting decisions in recent memory. Known only as Kendra, the gothic-looking witch walks around in black high heels and long trench coats. After Kyle's douche-tastic speech in front of the student body, Kendra curses him with ugliness on the outside equal to that on the inside.

Then poof, Kyle is magically changed into a man who looks like he lost a vicious battle with a rage-filled tattoo needle. Gouges appear on his face reminiscent of having his head put in a wood-chipper. When he shows his dad the next day, and during his subsequent doctor's visits, no one seems to question why he all of a sudden has a plethora of odd tattoos. They simply say, "Well, he's as healthy as he's ever been, so…" That's about the extent of the intelligence displayed in 'Beastly.'

As for the story, just like any other 'Beauty and the Beast' tale, Kyle has one year to find someone to fall in love with his ugly self and then all will be right with the world. If he doesn't, he'll be stuck as a Inked Magazine reject for life.

Kyle's father, a famous (and ridiculously good-looking) local news anchor, hides him away from the public eye. He hires a tutor for him. Of course the tutor is blind. Wouldn't want any of those normal people out there getting a glimpse of Mr. Ugly. The tutor is played by Neil Patrick Harris, an actor who has been riding a wave of good-will for quite a few years now. I can't imagine why he'd do a movie like this, especially when he's so underused. They should have cast him as Kyle, then just maybe this movie would've been worth watching.

The ugliness of Kyle's tattooed face is no match for the repulsiveness that is 'Beastly'. It's almost as if the CW decided it was high time someone made a hip version of 'Beauty and the Beast,' then fell so in love with the pilot that they said, "Release it in theaters!" It's so bland and lifeless I can't see why anyone would even give it a second thought. Let's just leave Kyle alone. Let him stew in his manmade prison of loneliness. There's no reason we should pay him, or this movie, any attention.

The Blu-ray: Vital Disc Stats

Sony has seen fit to house 'Beastly' on a BD-25 Blu-ray Disc. It comes in a standard Blu-ray case. The case indicates that 'Beastly' is only coded for region A use, but the other regions haven't been tested for this review.

  • TECH SPECS & RELEASE DETAILS
    Technical Specs:
    BD-25 Blu-ray Disc
    Video Resolution/Codec:
    1080p/AVC MPEG-4
    Length:86
    Release Country:United States
    Aspect Ratio(s):
    2.35:1
    Audio Formats:
    English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
    Subtitles/Captions:
    English, English SDH
    Special Features:
    "Be Mine" Music Video by Kristina and the Dolls
    A Classic Tale Retold: The Story of Beastly
    Deleted Scenes and Alternate Ending
    Creating the Perfect Beast
    Movie Studio: Sony
    Release Date: June 28th, 2011

Video Review

4 Stars out of 5

For the handful of people who actually like this movie (you know who you are) you'll be pleasantly surprised with its nice, rather filmic presentation. Framed in a 2.35:1 aspect ratio, 'Beastly' has a clean digital transfer resulting in a detailed image that most everyone who watches it will have a hard time finding fault with.

Colors are replicated well, from the dark reds of Kyle's tattooed roses, to the greens, browns, and yellows of the greenhouse he constructs later on in the film. Blacks suffer somewhat as they never approach the inkiness of demo material. Shadows seem to hide detail at times instead of accentuating it.

Fine detail, in well-lit scenes, is near perfection though. The tiny thorny vines of Kyle's tattoo are always visible. Skintones are kept natural looking, even during overly-stylized scenes. Fine hairs and pores are routinely visible in revealing closeups. Overall, the movie may be ugly but it's presentation certainly isn't.

Audio Review

3.5 Stars out of 5

'Beastly' is a talkative melodrama that never really engages its viewers in an all-encompassing audio presentation. That said, this is a serviceable mix that won't anger fans.

Dialogue is presented clearly through the front and center channels. Ambient sound works nicely during party scenes, but at times the surrounds become overbearing and drown out some of the upfront action. LFE is pretty light, except when the cursing of Kyle takes place. There's not much need for low-end theatrics here, but when they're called upon they deliver a satisfying boom here and there.

'Beastly's audio mix isn't overly impressive by any means. It lays smack-dab in the middle of the road as far as high-def audio goes. You could do worse for a dramatic feature, but you could also do better.

Special Features

2 Stars out of 5
  • Alternate Ending (HD, 10 min.) — This is an alternate ending to the film, which I thought was better for what it's worth. Not that it's an amazing ending, and it certainly doesn't change the fact that the movie is horrible, but give it a watch if you're interested.
  • Deleted Scenes (HD, 5 min.) — A couple scenes of Kyle out and about are included in here. Nothing special though.
  • A Classic Tale Retold (HD, 10 min.) — This is more, or less, the making of featurette for this release. It's a promo reel through and through though. An endless array of talking head interviews talk about the characters, and how "great" this updated version of the story is.
  • Creating the Perfect Beast (HD, 5 min.) — This is the obligatory "How did they do all that cool makeup?" featurettes that they have to include on any movie where the main character undergoes a transformation or has to endure putting on a lot of makeup. Here we see the tattoos and other ugly features being applied to Alex.
  • Be Mine (HD, 3 min.) — What modern-day teeny remake wouldn't be complete without its own music video? Here it is.

Final Thoughts

'Beastly' is, at times, hilarious, and at other times as ugly as its main character. It's just so insipid and one-dimensional that it's impossible to take seriously. All the romance of the classic tale has been eradicated and replaced with pretty twenty-somethings and emo-rock music. Perhaps the saddest thing about the movie is that not even Neil Patrick Harris can make it watchable. The audio and video are nice, the supplements meager. In the end 'Beastly' deserves to be locked away in a tower never to see the light of day again.

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  • TECH SPECS & RELEASE DETAILS
    Technical Specs:
    BD-25 Blu-ray Disc
    Video Resolution/Codec:
    1080p/AVC MPEG-4
    Length:86
    Release Country:United States
    Aspect Ratio(s):
    2.35:1
    Audio Formats:
    English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
    Subtitles/Captions:
    English, English SDH
    Special Features:
    "Be Mine" Music Video by Kristina and the Dolls
    A Classic Tale Retold: The Story of Beastly
    Deleted Scenes and Alternate Ending
    Creating the Perfect Beast
    Movie Studio: Sony
    Release Date: June 28th, 2011