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Release Date: May 18th, 2010
Movie Release Year: 2010
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Valentine's Day

Review Date June 16th, 2010 by
Overview - Valentine's Day follows the intertwining storylines of a group of Los Angelinos as they find their way through romance over the course of one Valentine's Day. Couples and singles experience the pinnacles and pitfalls of finding, keeping or ending relationships in a day in the life of love.
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  • TECH SPECS & RELEASE DETAILS
    Technical Specs: Blu-ray Disc
    DVD/Digital Copy Combo
    Video Resolution/Codec: 1080p/VC-1
    Length:125
    Release Country:United States
    Aspect Ratio(s):1.78:1
    English Descriptive Audio: English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 Surround Sound
    French: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Portuguese: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Subtitles/Captions: English SDH, French, Spanish
    Special Features: Exclusive Sex and the City 2 sneak peek trailer
    14 Deleted Scenes with Intro from Garry Marshall
    Movie Studio: Warner Brothers
    Release Date: May 18th, 2010

Story Review Storyline: Our Reviewer's Take

2 Stars out of 5

Valentine's Day is one of those holidays that Hollywood would like you to think is a bigger deal than it really is. The new star-studded ensemble film 'Valentine's Day' follows various ongoing stories of love in LA during the dubious Hallmark holiday. The studio executives are hoping you'll be drawn in by the endless list of names – a whopping 19 recognizable names are provided on the Blu-ray cover – and not care about the lameness of the rest of the film.

It would take way too much time to go through each of the stories happening. Everyone is connected, 'LOST'-style, as they pass in and out of each other's lives by pure coincidence (or fate).

Reed Bennett (Ashton Kutcher) is more or less the main character. He's just proposed to the love of his life (Jessica Abla), but she's having second thoughts. Reed runs a busy floral shop. Many of the characters come in and out of the shop getting flowers for their loved ones. Dr. Copeland (Patrick Dempsey) is a philanderer and wants to get flowers for both his ladies. While he has a wife, he's carrying on an affair with a cute teacher from the suburbs (Jennifer Garner) who just so happens to be Reed's best friend. Do you see how this is all working out now?

With the credits packed with stars, and the romantic quotient amped-up to " ULTRA chick flick," this may be one of those films wives will have to coax their husbands to watch. I have no problem with taking in a chick flick or two, but when they're as dumb and unoriginal as 'Valentine's Day' it can be painful.

You know the romantic comedy formula, right? Guy and girl are meant to be, they seem to be getting along just fine, but then there's a misunderstanding between the two. Instead of sitting down and figuring it out like normal people, we're left floundering as the two leads wander around for much of the movie before having The Revelation. Imagine that, but happening around 10 or 12 times. That's what it's like watching 'Valentine's Day.' Like a bunch of mini rom-coms spliced together into a rom-com mess.

It would be simple to make up a drinking game based on how many times a character has The Revelation. By that I mean when a character, just after having witnessed or engaged in a life-altering moment, suddenly realizes what they are supposed to do. We know they've realized it because their head tilts up, their eyes widen, and they crack a smile. Happens every time.

It's impossible to cover every actor who's in 'Valentine's Day,' but we can talk about the ones that make you wish you'd never watched it. Mr. Kutcher I'm looking at you. His acting is so hammy, so ridiculous, that it's like you're watching 'That 70s Show' all over again. Why he's the main focus of this whole thing is a really annoying mystery.

After watching this with my wife, who is a fan of rom-coms, I think she summed it up perfectly with the following three words" "Well, that sucked." There you have it. Guys, you knew you'd probably hate it, but thought you'd tough it out for your lady. Turns out she may hate it just as much as you.

The Blu-ray: Vital Disc Stats

'Valentine's Day' comes on a 50GB Blu-ray disc, but is also accompanied by a combo DVD/Digital Copy disc.

  • TECH SPECS & RELEASE DETAILS
    Technical Specs:
    Blu-ray Disc
    DVD/Digital Copy Combo
    Video Resolution/Codec:
    1080p/VC-1
    Length:125
    Release Country:United States
    Aspect Ratio(s):
    1.78:1
    Audio Formats:
    English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 Surround Sound
    French: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Portuguese: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Subtitles/Captions:
    English SDH, French, Spanish
    Special Features:
    Exclusive Sex and the City 2 sneak peek trailer
    14 Deleted Scenes with Intro from Garry Marshall
    Movie Studio: Warner Brothers
    Release Date: May 18th, 2010

Video Review

3 Stars out of 5

'Valentine's Day' 1080p/VC-1 transfer isn't nearly beautiful enough to feature all these sexy stars.

Far too often, the entire thing looks flat and lacking in detail. It's a serviceable transfer, but isn't anything that will jump off the screen. Blacks engulf faces and detail in darker scenes. Colors are devoid of liveliness. And fleshtones take on a reddish hue. The entire transfer is just boring. To top it all off, digital artifacts such as a few instances of light blocking rear their heads. Source noise also pops up every now and then.

All of this adds up to a very underwhelming video experience.

Audio Review

3 Stars out of 5

Even though I never expected 'Valentine's Day' to blow me away with its sonic prowess, I did expect it to do well enough with what it had. Sadly, this DTS-HD MA 5.1 lossless isn't even up to par with average rom-coms when it comes to audio presentations.

A lot of the dialogue sounds canned. Some dialogue comes across as hushed and inaudible. LFE has little need to even be engaged. The only time we get is some bass when "California Love" is pumped through the speakers as transitional music. Ambient sound is a welcomed novelty, but when it happens it still comes across as too soft. Crowded restaurants, outdoor movies, and offices just don't give out that enveloping feel.

Like the video, the audio is truly underwhelming, and never approaches greatness, even compared to other rom-coms.

Special Features

1 Stars out of 5
  • Sex and the City 2 Sneak Peek (HD, 3 min.) - Just an advertisement masquerading as a special feature.
  • Deleted Scenes (HD, 22 min.) - 14 Deleted scenes are included, along with optional director commentary. It must have been hard making all these egos happy. Figuring out who has the most face time would not have been an enviable task.

Final Thoughts

It's just not worth it, even with all the pretty people they got to be in it. 'Valentine's Day' is like watching a dozen run of the mill romantic comedies play out in a single movie, each carrying their own set of clichés. The video is bland, the audio is flat, and there are just so many other films out there that would be worth watching. I didn't even mention Queen Latifah's role in this film and how seeing her talk dirty on the phone gave me nightmares. It's just sad. Skip it if at all possible.

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  • TECH SPECS & RELEASE DETAILS
    Technical Specs:
    Blu-ray Disc
    DVD/Digital Copy Combo
    Video Resolution/Codec:
    1080p/VC-1
    Length:125
    Release Country:United States
    Aspect Ratio(s):
    1.78:1
    Audio Formats:
    English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 Surround Sound
    French: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Portuguese: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Subtitles/Captions:
    English SDH, French, Spanish
    Special Features:
    Exclusive Sex and the City 2 sneak peek trailer
    14 Deleted Scenes with Intro from Garry Marshall
    Movie Studio: Warner Brothers
    Release Date: May 18th, 2010