Scary Movie 2
- Street Date:
- September 20th, 2011
- Reviewed by:
- Steven Cohen
- Review Date: 1
- September 8th, 2011
- Movie Release Year:
- 83 Minutes
- MPAA Rating:
- Rated R
- Release Country
- United States
The Movie Itself: Our Reviewer's Take
Seven people. It took seven people to write 'Scary Movie 2.' That's seven people who were needed to come up with an opening that involves such terribly original and clever visual gags as a girl peeing and vomiting profusely. That's seven people to write a scene in which a woman boxes a cat. That's seven people apparently required to brainstorm a commercial parody that was outdated even before the film hit theaters. That's seven people that… well, you get the idea. You'd think that out of seven individual minds, seven unique, most likely well paid, well fed, well rested brains, that at least one worthwhile piece of comedy could be mustered out and slapped on screen. You'd think, but you'd be wrong. Very wrong. Rushed to cinemas only a year after its mostly well received predecessor, 'Scary Movie 2' is a painful, hastily stitched together, idiotic cash grab that lacks almost any redeeming qualities.
The story picks up where the last installment left off. Well, not exactly, but it doesn't really matter, does it? In fact, characters that died in the last film show up here with no explanation, which actually sounds like it could've been funny, but sadly isn't. All of our "favorites" return, including Cindy (Anna Faris), Brenda (Regina Hall), Ray (Shawn Wayans), and Shorty (Marlon Wayans) for more ghastly comedy, and by ghastly I don't mean scary, I mean awful. Just truly awful. As the thin plot kicks into gear, the gang is all invited to spend a night in a spooky haunted house by a very creepy Tim Curry. I think if Tim Curry asked me to do anything I would immediately decline, if for no other reason than the fact that it was Tim Curry who asked. Regardless, they all happen to accept the offer and are soon joined by franchise newcomers Christopher Masterson, Tori Spelling, Kathleen Robertson, Chris Elliot, and the usually reliable David Cross. What follows is a painful series of mostly unfunny horror parodies that play out more like a run of bad comedy sketches than a legitimate movie.
Where the first 'Scary Movie' took aim at slasher flicks, here the focus is on supernatural horror. Everything from the likes of 'The Exorcist,' 'House on Haunted Hill,' and 'What Lies Beneath,' are mocked, along with completely irrelevant films like 'Charlie's Angels,' and 'Mission Impossible 2.' Joining the movie parodies are similar jabs at various (then) contemporary pop culture staples and commercials. Unfortunately, despite some potentially ripe material to draw from, the vast majority of the spoofing is incredibly lazy, uninspired, and totally unfunny. The first 'Scary Movie' actually had some decent laughs thanks to some well thought out and clever observations on the conventions of the genre (well, sort of anyway), but here all we get is a cluster of broad, gross-out, juvenile jokes that are haphazardly thrown into situations that just happen to resemble classic horror movies. The film takes wide swings over and over again and repeatedly misses. Some examples of what passes for comedy here include the aforementioned rampant vomiting, wedgies, smack-talking parrots, and tiny, deformed hands (OK, that was maybe worth a momentary chuckle). There is absolutely no subtlety to any of the humor and not one ounce of wit. On top of all that, the heavy reliance on pop culture jokes instantly dates the material and renders many of the parodies obsolete (though, were they really ever funny to begin with?).
The cast is actually full of some pretty talented people, but thanks to the awful script and direction, they all come across like incompetent amateurs. The Wayans Brothers can be funny under the right circumstances and with the right material, but here they basically recycle the same one-note jokes from the first film with Shawn playing up his character's not so closeted sexuality, and Marlon delivering an endless barrage of boring weed gags. Anna Faris manages to come out the best (though that really isn't saying much), and her performance of wide-eyed idiocy is marginally amusing and charming, but with nothing funny to do or say it all adds up to very little. Even the usually solid David Cross can't save the film, and his character's wheelchair related humor is simply awful, and not because it's offensive, because it's stupid. In fact, that pretty much sums up the whole effort. This is just a stupid movie. A very stupid movie.
A quick, rushed, lazy cash grab, 'Scary Movie 2' is a perfect example of how not to do a sequel. Purely fueled by greed and not creativity, this is a lifeless and unfunny film. The only real saving grace here is the fact that it's only eighty two minutes long, though honestly, that's about eighty minutes too many. Though this isn't exactly a series known for quality material, this by far the worst installment and should definitely be avoided.
The Blu-ray: Vital Disc Stats
Lionsgate presents 'Scary Movie 2' on Blu-ray on a BD-25 disc housed in a standard case. Some skippable trailers play upon start up before transitioning to a standard menu. The packaging indicates that the release is Region A compatible.
The Video: Sizing Up the Picture
The movie is presented in a 1080p AVC/MPEG-4 transfer in the 1.78:1 aspect ratio. My first impression of the video can be summed up in one word, "ugh." Basically, this often looks more like a DVD than a high definition disc and lacks most of the benefits one would associate with the Blu-ray medium.
The print itself is in OK shape with a few signs of damage but nothing too substantial. Some annoying artifacts are visible throughout, though, including edge enhancement and noise which do hurt the presentation and can be distracting. The image has a predominantly soft look that rarely shows any kind of fine detail. Any true sense of depth is wholly absent, with the transfer appearing flat, dull, and lifeless. Colors are decent but still lack the type of rich, bold quality that many Blu-rays have, and instead look somewhat washed out. Black levels are mostly solid but there is some crush and contrast is decent but there is no real pop to be found anywhere in the image.
The video is essentially a marginal upgrade over the DVD and appears to suffer from an outdated digital transfer that offers a processed, ugly image. While certain shots do come across better than others, the presentation is predominantly subpar and can look more like a standard definition upconvert than a true high definition disc.
The Audio: Rating the Sound
The film is provided with an English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 track along with optional English, English SDH, and Spanish subtitles. Though more impressive than the video, the audio presentation still leaves a little bit to be desired.
Dialogue is clean but there is some occasional crackle. Directionality and surround use are present and can be rather lively but lack finesse, and sometimes come in and out of the mix abruptly. Rears effectively reproduce various atmospheric effects like thunder and ghostly howls adding some immersion. Dynamic range is fine and bass does have some kick during various action and suspense sequences. Balance within the mix is OK but effects can sometimes overpower other elements.
With sometimes uninspired surround use and an occasional overall lack of fidelity, this is a decent but not great mix. It does what it needs to do with some sporadic punch and immersion.
The Supplements: Digging Into the Good Stuff
Lionsgate has included a decent but pretty skippable assortment of supplements, including some featurettes and deleted material. All of the extras are presented in standard definition with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound and no subtitle options.
- "Behind the Scenes" Featurette (SD, 8 min) - This is a basic behind-the-scenes promotional piece offering interviews with the cast and crew, and on-set footage. The Wayans Brothers joke about the studio rushing the sequel into production to make money, and while they may get to laugh about it, the audience certainly doesn't. Other topics touched upon include choosing which films to spoof and details on Keenan Ivory Wayans's directing style. Being pretty standard promo material, there isn't a lot to get out of this.
- Deleted and Alternate Scenes (SD, 44 min) - Twenty two deleted and alternate scenes, including three alternate endings, are all available to watch separately or together. These scenes essentially amount to a lot more backstory and set up for the plot, and while story really isn't much of a factor in the movie, some of these scenes actually seem kind of important, but you know, who cares, right? While the majority of the material is just as painfully unfunny as what's in the movie, I actually liked the first alternate ending a little bit more than what was used -- which is to say I hated it a little less.
- Special Effects Tour (SD, 6 min) - Here we are treated to a tour of the SFX truck by the film's SFX supervisor. We also get to see how some of the effects were created including an absolutely fascinating look at the complicated vomit rig used for the opening of the movie.
- "Here Kitty, Kitty" Featurette (SD, 2 min) - This featurette places the focus on the various animatronic kittens that were used for the kitten fight scene. Obviously, this is a must watch.
- "Scary Effects" Featurette (SD, 2 min) - Here we get more behind-the-scenes footage featuring fake glass, skeletons, and a legitimately interesting rotating room.
- "Behind the Makeup" Featurette (SD, 4 min) - Here we learn how the 'Exorcist' and various ghost effects were achieved using makeup. Like the rest of these brief featurettes, this is only marginally interesting, so, you know, watch it… if you must.
HD Bonus Content: Any Exclusive Goodies in There?
There are no HD exclusives.
'Scary Movie 2' is a terrible, unfunny, money grabbing insult to comedy. The jokes are pedestrian and recycled, and even the performances feel tired. The video quality resembles a DVD more than a true high-def image and the audio is good but never impressive. Supplements offer even more poor material to cull through, making this a lackluster disc for an awful movie.
- BD-25 Disc
- Region A
- 1080p/AVC MPEG-4
- English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
- English, English SDH, Spanish
- Deleted and Extended Scenes
- Behind the Scenes
- Behind the Makeup
- Here Kitty, Kitty
- Scary Effects
- Special Effects Tour
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